It’s week 7 of The Bachelor and the women and Colton fly from beautiful Vietnam to…Denver, Colorado – Colton’s hometown. Honestly, saying this was Colton’s hometown was very confusing because for a hot second tonight I thought it was hometowns and I was like but wait there are too many women!! But nope, they just …
Week 6 of The Bachelor has come and gone without a single fence jump. But 5 girls did go home and another one broke up with the lead again this week. So, I’m sure he’s getting ready to hop that fence any time now…here’s to next week. Last Week’s Rose Ceremony Let’s back pedal a …
It’s week 5 of The Bachelor and Colton has yet to hop any fence to get away from his problems. But there was arguing, a lot of making out, bug eating, and someone had their first kiss…like ever. Just a (First) Kiss We left Singapore and headed on up to Thailand where Heather had her …
On February 3rd, 2018, I went on a first date with a handsome, hilarious, and charming man. I knew this man was unlike anyone I have ever met before and this is the story of us. But first, let me back it up a couple weeks before that date with the help of the said …
On week 4 of The Bachelor, the women and Colton finally left the mansion and flew to Singapore. Chris Harrison also called Hannah B. Caelynn which may or may not have been on purpose but either way, it was hilarious. Although, Hannah B. didn’t think so. Not only did the women travel to Singapore this …
Week 3 of The Bachelor was nothing short of dramatic and it was the first episode of the season that I genuinely enjoyed. There was pageant drama, genuine conversations and connections, and some cute kiddos. Oh, and Terry Crews shows up which just makes the episode that much better. Yo Ho Ho an (Imaginary) Pirate’s Life is …
Week 2 of The Bachelor came pulling into the hot mess express depot last night. We had Demi aggressively kissing Colton in front of an audience of 200 people and the other women, a summer camp sleepover, and apparently, 30 is the new 80. First Let’s Talk About Our First Times… The first group date of the …
The sloth girl is an accurate depiction of how excruciatingly slow the premiere of The Bachelor was last night. It was three hours and probably an hour and a half, and that’s being generous, of the actual show. There were a bunch of viewing parties hosted by the hottest Bachelorettes, Kaitlyn and Jojo, another hosted by …
I don’t really know how to start this, but I know I want to write this. Today my big brother left home and moved with his fiance…eight hours away. If there’s one thing that the people close to me know about me is that I don’t like change and I don’t handle it well at …